so the other night I was balls deep up in this bitch, had her by the throat, think I felt an adam's apple. Reason to be concerned, sure, but not 'til the morning, fuckin' skanks.
-In other news Ryan and I broke up...too rough too often, not cool
-Joel indulged unto me the true size of his penis...
-I think I may have a crush on one of my male roommates, not sure whether to act on that or if it would just make the situation awkward. Remember kids, rape is always an option.
-Ohh and I got 3rd at some road race thing.
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high life and high altitude/attitude
This is a group blog for the notorious and raucous group of youngsters that ride the mean mountains of the Shenandoah Valley. You don't have to be good, and you don't have to be bad. All you need is to be young, to be excited about bikes, and to have a can of cheap beer in your hand (for a comprehensive list of acceptable "cheap beers" please see the blog entitled "Alcohol is Our Recovery Drink").
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