The JV Squad was formed on one single principle: The ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol and still ride bikes with the best makes you cool. There are, of course, particular beverages that the JV Squad has endorsed that have distinguished us from our competition. These particular beverages include (but are not limited to):
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Miller High Life
Sparks
Joose
Yuengling
Star Hill
Magic Hat (when we're feeling classy)
Vodka and Orange Juice (on certain hot days on the back deck)
The inability or refusal to consume alcoholic beverages before, during, or after a ride is grounds for dismissal. Never give in to peer pressure.
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